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September 2006

• Posted On: 09.27.06

  Volume 4: The Locrain Modal Guitar Scale

  Things I Hate | (0)

  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like the Locrain Modal Guitar Scale If you asked me why I wouldn't really be able to give you a big reason like "It is nigh impossible to compose a guitar arrangement in The Locrian Mode that is in any way superior to the Dorian, Ionian, Aeolian, Lydian, Mixolydian and Phrygian modes. I mean, it is clearly the bottom feeder of the minor modal scales, and one time when I was trying to use it I broke six of my fingers and one and a half of my thumbs!" It ...

  Tagged: guitar, Humour
  
• Posted On: 09.18.06

  Volume 2

  Random Thoughts | (0)

  It seems that the areas in front of, behind and beside my cubicle are recognized as the only places on my floor at my office that are capable of hosting loud, useless and ultimately boring conversations that distract me from my work and make me want to bludgeon myself to death with my own keyboard all the live long day. If, after I reach the age of 60,I wear socks with shorts, sandals or loafers I want someone to immediately cut my legs off at the knee so that there is never, ever the chance of me doing it again because ...

  Tagged: List, Music
  
• Posted On: 09.11.06

  Volume 3: The Oshawa Central

  Things I Hate | (0)

  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like a column published in the Oshawa Central titled Logic: I Live a Dream in a Nightmare World written the editor/publisher/owner Joe Ingino. It can be found on page 12 in the "Read the Central Newspaper" section. If you asked me why I wouldn't really be able to give you a big reason like "This paper is single handedly brainwashing the entire population of Oshawa into a state of intense bigotry and distrust of the political process." It's more a bunch of little things that add up into an intense ...

  Tagged: Humour, oshawa, rebuke
  
• Posted On: 09.08.06

  Part 1: A Storm Brews

  P-Gang Chronicles, TotHS | (0)

  The first thing that registered as I awoke was a familiar sense of foreboding, quickly followed by the twin urges to evacuate my full bladder and fill my empty stomach. It’s not uncommon for me to wake up to these three sensations in unison. In fact, it happens on a regular basis, at least once every third or fourth week. You’re probably thinking to yourself that most people wake up feeling the need to pee and eat, but how many people wake up fearing that if they get out of bed to sate those urges they’ll die? ...

  Tagged: Baguette, pamplemousse
  

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