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Celine Dion = Canada's revenge for Streisand. Seriously, we were all in on it.
I think Meercats are the cutest animals in the world... except for your family dog of course, who I'm sure does this thing that only you and your family know about that is like, oh my god, the cutest thing ever! Wait a tic. Fuck that, Meercats are totally cuter.
I'm too negative a person most of the time.
The most unholy sounds I've ever know have all come from within the men's bathroom.
I just saw a commercial for one of those text messaging services that ...