Things I Hate | (1)
So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like Old Timey Phones.
If you asked me why I don't think I could give you one good reason like "This one time I was using an Old Timey Phone to talk to my boss and because it was so poorly constructed I couldn't hear what he was saying clearly. He wanted me to close the deal on the Perkins account, but what I thought I heard was him asking me to purchase one metric tonne of elephant dung and have it dumped into his newly built swimming ...