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• Posted On: 04.04.08

  Volume 4: Buying Your First Home

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  We here at French for Grapefruit understand that buying your first home can be an difficult and oftentimes trying experience. For that reason we took it upon ourselves to write the definitive guide on purchasing your first home. *Please note that this guide is written with the sole intent of preparing you for the process of purchasing your first home, not the process of making said purchase any easier* Step 1: Is it time for me/us to buy my/our first Home? If you are single please proceed to Section A If you are in a committed relationship or married please move to Section ...
  
  
• Posted On: 03.14.07

  Volume 3: Slaying a Dragon

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  An Introduction to Dragonkind “Seven years ago Dragons were creatures of myth, existing not in our forests or skies but in legends and novels. Six years ago myth and legend were shattered when Dragons appeared, mysteriously, outside of Freeman Genetics®. Since that fateful day several human beings have been killed worldwide in Dragon attacks, with almost double that number receiving various injuries. In addition to the loss of human life Dragons have decimated wild rabbit, bullfrog and raccoon populations across the globe. They've caused tens of thousands of dollars of property damage and rendered the literary Fantasy genre obsolete. We at F4G ...
  
  
• Posted On: 11.03.06

  Volume 2: Producing Your Own Indie Film

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  Step 1: Be inspired by your own life If you want to write an independent film you have to remember that completely imagined idea's are frowned upon. Remember, whatever has happened to you is probably far more interesting then anything you could possibly dream up. Why go through all the trouble of trying to craft a film that requires the intense sculpting and obsessive reworking needed to lend authenticity when you can simply plagiarize your own life and then commit it to celluloid? I mean, really, what's easier and better for your ...
  
  
• Posted On: 08.29.06

  Volume 1: Fixing an iPod

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  Step 1 You'll wake up with a tune in your head that you must hear for fear of it being stuck in your head all night. Step 2 Locate iPod. The power is probably drained, thus you cannot listen. Step 3 You should plug in the iPod. Step 4 Thirteen minutes later the power bar should indicate the iPod is fully charged. Step 5 After you unplug the iPod its power bar should drop to 1/4 capacity. Step 6 You should plug the iPod back in. Go to your kitchen to and make French for Grapefruit's breakfast of champions, Corn Flakes and Whiskey. Ignore anyone who might sarcastically call this ...
  
  

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