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• Posted On: 02.11.08

  10 Things I’ve Learned Playing Mass Effect

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  Yes, I'm appealing to a limited audience here. No, I don't care. Yes, I "mailed it in" on this one. No, I don't care. In the future blue skinned alien women with crazy looking growths on their heads in place of hair will be, for whatever reason, considered the epitome of beauty galaxy wide. Humanity is, no matter our relative newness to galactic affairs or our lack of influence and power, the galactic communities last and best hope for salvation from destruction. Why? Because we have moxy. And gumption. All alien species have the ability to speak English, regardless of their anatomy. Artificial Intelligence ...
  
  
• Posted On: 12.13.07

  10 Things I’ve Learned Playing Assassin’s Creed

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  So, I completed Assassin's Creed a few days ago and I thought I'd share with you what I learned from the game: During the Third Crusade travel was surprisingly easy. Assassins wearing their weapons (sword, long knife and throwing knives) on the outside of their robes can blend in with a group of unarmed priests to avoid detection by guards. Assassins, as a species, are possessed of perfect grips and therefore are actually physiologically unable to lose their grip and fall when scaling a building using only their bare hands. No matter the height you jump from a pile of hay about three to ...
  
  
• Posted On: 11.09.07

  10 “Pet” Names For My Cat

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  You are probably not aware that Baguette and I have a habit of not referring to our cat by his actual name, which is Ninja. This is probably highly confusing to the cat, and I think it's probably the reason he won't come when we call him. That, and he's kind of a stupid cat. Anyhow, I thought I'd share ten of them with you today and which one of us uses it. Sminja (Both of us) Cat-Face (Both of us) Cuddle (Baguette) Puddle (Baguette) Mister Kisster (Me) Dick (Me) Buddy (Both of us) Crap Factory (Both of us) Muffin (Baguette - as an addendum this used to ...
  
  
• Posted On: 08.30.06

  10 Reasons I’m a Genius

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  In Grade Six it only took me three weeks to read S.E. Hinton's "Taming The Star Rider" I used to be pretty OK at Street Fighter II Turbo back in the day I often stroke my chin when making a poignant observation I can move light objects with my mind if I am outside and there is a strong breeze Gordon. If you don't know what this means then you are obviously not a genius I can travel back in time if I close my eyes and think about the past really, really hard I once built a computer out of 4 unused wet ...
  
  

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