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• Posted On: 05.30.08

  Volume 8

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  Attention fellow employees. We work indoors, please use your indoor voices. Why is Omar Khadr not considered a Child Soldier? My team is the laughing stock of the entire professional hockey world. I've found that the older I get the better I am at video games. I've assessed the situation, and it seems that older I get the more analytical I become. Considering most videogames are puzzle or task based these new analytical powers grant me an advantage and perspective I didn't have previously. I should play guitar more. In fact, I should play guitar more with other people, who play ...
  
  
• Posted On: 11.17.07

  Volume 7

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  I didn't play many games today, but of what I did play the first 30 seconds of Assassins Creed are excellent, the instances on Tabula Rasa should not be tackled solo and Crysis eats at your systems resources so hard it figuratively hurts. Some thanks are due to Baguette who was very patient while I watched the hockey game on the big televisor unit. That was probably the Leafs best game of the season, and if they can play a style similar to that for the remainder of the season then they have a good shot at the playoffs. ...
  
  
• Posted On: 11.02.07

  Volume 6

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  No matter how many times you hit the buttons the elevator function you are trying to enact won't happen any faster. It would be nice to see an article on Cracked.com that wasn't a numbered list of some sort. Of course, the irony of pointing this out in a numbered list is not lost on me. Boredom is the enemy of productivity There are days I feel like I'm frittering away whatever talent I have. Then there are the days when I know I am. When I was a youngling I used to love comic books, and as they were ...
  
  
• Posted On: 07.23.07

  Volume 5

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  I just saw a web banner for some Pamela Anderson site or product saying something to the effect of "See Pamela Anderson as never before. Sporting Sexy Bikini's, lingerie and playware!". Not to put too fine a point on it, but who hasn't seen Pamela Anderson in these things, and less, and doing more, and having more done to her… when she didn't have hepatitis? I'm just saying. 3 Stupid Things I've Heard In The Past Month and The Little Voice in my Head's Reaction Immediately After Hearing Them "Shit up creek water" Shit up creek water eh? Really? ...
  
  
• Posted On: 02.23.07

  Volume 4

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  Celine Dion = Canada's revenge for Streisand. Seriously, we were all in on it. I think Meercats are the cutest animals in the world... except for your family dog of course, who I'm sure does this thing that only you and your family know about that is like, oh my god, the cutest thing ever! Wait a tic. Fuck that, Meercats are totally cuter. I'm too negative a person most of the time. The most unholy sounds I've ever know have all come from within the men's bathroom. I just saw a commercial for one of those text messaging services that ...
  
  

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