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• Posted On: 10.26.07

  Volume 7: Old Timey Phones

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  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like Old Timey Phones. If you asked me why I don't think I could give you one good reason like "This one time I was using an Old Timey Phone to talk to my boss and because it was so poorly constructed I couldn't hear what he was saying clearly. He wanted me to close the deal on the Perkins account, but what I thought I heard was him asking me to purchase one metric tonne of elephant dung and have it dumped into his newly built swimming ...
  
  
• Posted On: 08.29.07

  Volume 6: Flying V Guitars

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  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like Flying V Guitars. If you asked me why I wouldn't really be able to give you a big reason like "Gibson had designed the Flying V Guitar to emit a signal that turned anyone who used a it into a complete and total douche bag who produced years upon years of music that no one give a care about." It is more a bunch of little things that add up into a mild to medium hatred of Flying V Guitars. For instance, has anyone ever looked "cooler" while using a Flying ...
  
  
• Posted On: 11.21.06

  Things I Hate 5: Ten Gallon Hats

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  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like Ten Gallon Hats. If you asked me why I wouldn't really be able to give you a big reason like "the only time I tried to wear a Ten Gallon Hat it was so big that it fell over my entire head, obstructing my vision. Then, because I had been blinded, the car I was driving (which was full of orphans I had signed out of the local orphanage to help me finish my basement) crashed into a gas station, igniting an explosion that leveled a city ...
  
  
• Posted On: 09.27.06

  Volume 4: The Locrain Modal Guitar Scale

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  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like the Locrain Modal Guitar Scale If you asked me why I wouldn't really be able to give you a big reason like "It is nigh impossible to compose a guitar arrangement in The Locrian Mode that is in any way superior to the Dorian, Ionian, Aeolian, Lydian, Mixolydian and Phrygian modes. I mean, it is clearly the bottom feeder of the minor modal scales, and one time when I was trying to use it I broke six of my fingers and one and a half of my thumbs!" It ...
  
  
• Posted On: 09.11.06

  Volume 3: The Oshawa Central

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  So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like a column published in the Oshawa Central titled Logic: I Live a Dream in a Nightmare World written the editor/publisher/owner Joe Ingino. It can be found on page 12 in the "Read the Central Newspaper" section. If you asked me why I wouldn't really be able to give you a big reason like "This paper is single handedly brainwashing the entire population of Oshawa into a state of intense bigotry and distrust of the political process." It's more a bunch of little things that add up into an intense ...
  
  

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