Q: What is French for Grapefruit?
A: It’s a website-slash-blog for the 27 year old, Caucasian, Anglophone, suburbanite would-be author who calls himself Pamplemousse.

Q: Why is it called French for Grapefruit?
A: Because the author of the site thought it was too ridiculous sounding to not use.

Q: What kind of writing does this “Pamplemousse” do?
A: Whatever kind he wants really. Usually his writing is divided into Daily Updates and Regular Features.

Q: What are the Daily Updates?
A: They are blog style posts dealing with whatever Pamplemousse feels like writing about that day. They are his virtual soapbox, if you will. You will, won’t you? Find out more here.

Q: And the Regular Features?
A: The Regular Features are an endeavor in creative writing. There are several different categories. To learn more head over to the Regular Features Page.

Q: Who’s Baguette?
A: Pamplemousse’s awesome girlfriend. She’s awesome.

Q: Why do some people referenced on the site have pseudonyms based on French foods?
A: Because it’s funny. If you can’t see that I can’t help you.

Q: Can I have a pseudonym?
A: No. I’m not even sorry.

Q: Can I link you your site?
A: Hells yeah you can. We (I) have a reciprocal link policy where at F4G; you link to me and I link to you. As long as I’m aware of it. And you were nice.

Q: Can I reprint something I saw here on my website?
A: Firstly, you can’t unless you ask permission. As long as you ask I’m probably going to be okay with it, but don’t be offended if I ask what for, because I probably will.

Q: Do you believe in leprechauns?
A: What? Next question.

Q: Why won’t you answer the previous question?
A: We don’t have time to get into it.

Q: I’ve got time.
A: That wasn’t a question.

Q: Wait, what? Fuck.
A: This interview is over.