currently three guides to choose from, and there are more being added as we speak, just choose the volume you want to read and click on the link to become an expert in under five minutes. Unless you’re a slow reader, then maybe ten, fifteen minutes tops.

Miscellaneous Articles
These are, to be honest, few and far between. But if I write something that is a one-off type of article, and it isn’t a piece of fiction (per say) then it will be filed here.

Random Thoughts
This Regular Feature is exactly what its title suggests. It consists of my consistent (and sometimes persistent) thoughts written down at random, or my random thoughts written down consistently. If I were you I wouldn’t expect them to be to be consistent, funny, consistently funny or funnily consistent. I would expect them to be thoughts displayed in list format with little to no rhyme or reason.

Short Stories
Yeah, if I need to explain what a short story is, or why its in the short story section of the site you need more help then I can probably offer.

The Pamplemousse & Gang Adventures
The Pamplemousse & Gang Adventures is an ongoing series of fictionalized (mis)adventures. They will be presented in an episodic format and will feature literary caricatures of my friends and I in addition to some made up people. The protagonists in this series will always be named after a kind of food that I feel is representative of their character in some way, only it will be the French name for the food. Why a French name? Mostly because I think its funny, see the name of the site for an explanation. Jesus…what’s wrong with you?

Things I Hate
An ongoing series of short essays on nouns I dislike and why I dislike them.