10 Things I’ve Learned From Starcraft

I’ve never seen another game company mine other peoples idea’s like Blizzard. They are the kings of recycling what’s already been done.
In the future villains will be drawn exclusively one of the following identifiable groups: women, Europeans, men of African decent or genetically engineered super-brains.
Regardless of what you might think it is possible for a game in which the plot and dialogue read like they were written by a twelve year old to become critically acclaimed for it’s plot and dialogue.
In the future being the most technologically advanced species in the galaxy seems to mean that you don’t have a the ability to heal your troops if they are injured to repair your buildings if they’ve been damaged. Now that’s progress!
Invisibility isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Never trust a woman. Any woman.
Aliens seem to regularly name their cities and planets after places on Earth, and I think that’s mighty considerate of them.
The most advanced race in the galaxy will always fall to a less advanced species. Why that is I have no idea. It just seems to be the way things are.
It’s good to know that in the future we will not have ruined the Earth, ecologically speaking. I’ve been worried that we’d destroy the planet long before we’d get a chance to leave it for a while now.
I guess not all colonists who’s ancestors were criminals have Australian accents.

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