I didn't play many games today, but of what I did play the first 30 seconds of Assassins Creed are excellent, the instances on Tabula Rasa should not be tackled solo and Crysis eats at your systems resources so hard it figuratively hurts.
Some thanks are due to Baguette who was ...
You are probably not aware that Baguette and I have a habit of not referring to our cat by his actual name, which is Ninja. This is probably highly confusing to the cat, and I think it's probably the reason he won't come when we call him. That, ...
Hello new readers.
How are you?
Not all at once, I can't hear you all at once.
We'll start with you Ma'am.
Yes you, the woman softly crying. Why are you crying?
I'm sorry to hear that.
That must have been painful for you.
Really, I'm not sure I needed to know that.
Ewwwwww, stop telling me things.
Please?
That's ...
No matter how many times you hit the buttons the elevator function you are trying to enact won't happen any faster.
It would be nice to see an article on Cracked.com that wasn't a numbered list of some sort. Of course, the irony of pointing this out in ...
So it occurred to me this morning that I really don't like Old Timey Phones.
If you asked me why I don't think I could give you one good reason like "This one time I was using an Old Timey Phone to talk to my boss and because it was ...