Volume 1
08.31.06 | No Comments
- Saved by the Bell simply has not withstood the rigors of time
- The universe just decided for me that I am no longer allowed to enjoy Coldplay by ensuring that a 55year old man’s cell phone rang to the tune of Clocks as he walked by my cubicle
- As a straight male I think a large segment of the straight male contingent would tell me I enjoy home renovations shows too much
- As an addendum to the above, Mike Holmes might be the second coming of Jesus
- Who is this G. Raymond from the VISA commercials and how does he have so many credit cards?
- I think they are secretly making more Cosby show episodes when no one is looking
- I am really going to miss Baguette this weekend
- If you are not Canadian and you like The Kids in the Hall I would like to meet you someday
- I have not used a single contraction in this list up to this point
- I’m beginning to like the American version of The Office more than the British one
- I think I might like The Colbert Report more then The Daily Show
- I have talked a lot about television in this list.
- I’ve had enough of the “Swedish” voice from Ikea’s commercials. I have no idea if these ads play Stateside or not but here in the Frigid Wastes of Southern Ontario they play every 30 seconds on Radio and TV. Now, I am going to go out on a limb here and say that this is not actually what a Swedish accent sounds like. How do I justify this statement you ask? I happen to be a hockey fan, and as I hockey fan I have seen interviews with a large numbers of Swedish hockey players and they sound nothing like that Ikea fucker. In fact, I think Mats Sundin might have a better grasp of the English language then I do.
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