French for Grapefruit

• No matter how many times you hit the buttons the elevator function you are trying to enact won’t happen any faster.
• It would be nice to see an article on Cracked.com that wasn’t a numbered list of some sort. Of course, the irony of pointing this out in a numbered list is not lost on me.
• Boredom is the enemy of productivity
• There are days I feel like I’m frittering away whatever talent I have.
• Then there are the days when I know I am.
• When I was a youngling I used to love comic books, and as they were trendy at the time the X-Men were my favourite. Today, caught in a fit of nostalgia I decided to read up on the X-Men’s latest goings-on and I was forced to ask myself “Man, what the fuck was wrong with me as a teen?” The X-Men are fucking ridiculous, and when I say ridiculous I say that as a man who regularly reads science fiction and fantasy literature. Honestly, it’s just madness.
• I’m never quite able to get things to look the way I want them on this fucking website. Honestly, I’ve learned HTML, I’ve learned CSS, I’m learning PHP very slowly, and there are some things I just can’t figure out. It really, really bothers me.
• Wow. This edition is pretty fucking pessimistic, don’t'cha think?
• I’m very glad I decided to give Apple another chance. The iPod Touch is a freaking fantastic device by the way,
• I regret being optimistic about the Toronto Maple Leafs season. They are nowhere near as good as I thought they’d be.
• I wish I knew what the cat was thinking.
• Speaking of my cat, he’s awesomer then your cat. I’m just sayin’ is all.
• Dane Cook blows and is not funny.
  
• Also, he’s a plagiarist.
• If I was Mitch Hedberg this list would be way funnier.
  
• Alright…
• The ellipsis is an overused device.
• I am also aware of how much I use the ellipsis.
• I can wait to watch the boxed set of Undeclared I picked up tonight. That show was gold, solid gold,
• I’m really hoping I can pull of the NaBloPoMo challenge, because I need to know that I can write every day.

~Fin~