French for Grapefruit

1. I didn’t play many games today, but of what I did play the first 30 seconds of Assassins Creed are excellent, the instances on Tabula Rasa should not be tackled solo and Crysis eats at your systems resources so hard it figuratively hurts.
2. Some thanks are due to Baguette who was very patient while I watched the hockey game on the big televisor unit. That was probably the Leafs best game of the season, and if they can play a style similar to that for the remainder of the season then they have a good shot at the playoffs. Here’s to hoping against hope.
3. No, I will not add one or two dollars to my total to help out whatever charity you are hawking at your registers. Please stop trying to publicly shame those of us who don’t want to donate. Oh, and when I tell you I gave at the office you should know that I didn’t.
4. I should tell you in the interest of honesty that when I was a Customer Service Ninja (not actual title) and Discount Reseller of Note (not actual store name) that I held the store record for most customers pressured into adding a dollar to their bills for charity. Yes, it makes me a hypocrite, but so what, we’re all hypocrites.
5. I really wish the cat didn’t enjoy playing in the bathtub so much. I mean, it’s adorable but having to spend five minutes rinsing out the tub of cat hair every time I want to take a bath is getting a little much.
6. Where do all you people go on the weekends? Honestly, my hits drop faster then Bill Clinton’s pants at an intern convention (was that dated? I can’t tell) on Saturday and Sunday. What, do you all go like, outside or something. You think your better than me because you don’t spend all your free time at your computer? Jerks.
7. I didn’t mean that, Pamplemousse loves you baby, it’s just that I’m under a lot of stress, and sometimes I love you so much that the only way I can express it is by lashing out. Please don’t leave me, I’m a regular schmuck without you instead of the barely read schmuck I am with you.
8. Are jokes about abuse funny? Because I thought that was pretty funny, and I know funny. Only when someone else is, but still, I know from jokes.
9. Alejna, I will be following up on the suggestions in your comments, just so you know. Also, thanks for reading.
10. On my desk at the moment I have five Movies Transformers figures. In a cabinet directly behind me I have about ten more. I’m going to be 28 in exactly two months and 13 days. Is it sad that I won’t let go of my childhood, or is it empowering that I am connected enough to my inner child that I proudly display toys on my desk? Let’s say the latter and I’ll secretly worry about the former.
11. Wow, this was supposed to be a short list to make up for the fact that I didn’t have much to post and I’m rocking it. Go me and so forth.
12. Here is what Baguette and I will be making ourselves for dinner next week:
    • Mediterranean Pork Roast with potatoes and broccoli
    • Chicken Caesar Wraps with a side spinach salad (we like salad)
    • Chicken in garlic & rosemary white wine marinade with roasted vegetables and couscous.
13. I will be fending for myself on Tuesday while Baguette goes out for dinner with friends. This will involve me making the very difficult decision between McDonald’s and Wendy’s.
14. Baguette just said nuts (as in ” we should get some nuts for snacks”) and I had to suppress a giggle. I think I’m twelve.
15. Mentally, that is.
16. Okay, emotionally too.
17. Is this edition kind of weak sauce? I can’t really tell. Maybe you could tell me.
18. No, don’t tell me, you’ll probably be honest and I’ll get hurt.
19. I have the best girlfriend ever. You should be jealous of me. And of her. Basically, I want to inspire jealousy.
20. I’m really tired of Snorg Tees. How is what they’re doing not plagiarism? Browse around their site, there’s a lot of this going on.
21. I’m not sure I have the stamina to continue rocking in the free world. I love you Mr. Young, I think your a fantastic artist, but after all these years don’t you think it’s time we just mellowed out with a bottle of wine and some nice acoustic jams in the free world? All these years of continued rocking have taken their toll on me, my family, my friends and my career y’know. To continue to ask this of me seems a little selfish.

~Fin~